RANTS.
(not suitable for delicate ears eyes)
'Bitches.'
I loathe people that say "Ooh, don't talk to me because I'm a real bitch". Who gives a fuck. Most of the people that say that end up attempting to live up to that 'stereotype' if you will. Stop being such an attention seeker and go play on the road.

Cutters.
My, my you 'cutters' are silly. What does cutting get you? Blood on the carpet and a reputation that makes people either laugh or hate you. I personally don't see the point behind it. Oh and don't even try that "You don't understand me" shit on me. Jesus Christ. I don't understand you and all your stupid look alike friends.

'Beauty' Cults.
Do not fucking bother inviting me to them. And no, this is not because I've been rejected from them. I've applied and I have succeeded. I have handled myself with best and now, after applying for beauty cults, I know I've handled myself with the worst. You're all arrogant bitches. They try and show off that they're pretty and smart. But they seem to only judge you on your looks. I know you probably think I'm not pretty and I dont need you to tell me that. I know that I'm decently smart and I dont need you to tell me other wise. You downgrade others just to feel better about yourselves. I dont see how that makes you any better then anyone who isn't in one of your little 'I'm in love with myself' cults.

Ratings.
Now, I like being rated 10 by people just as much as the next person. But you fucking little cunts who rate me 10 just to recieve one back have another fucking thing coming. If I don't like your profile, you most probably wont get one back. If you were only meant to give them 10 they might as well not give you the option of a one. However downraters can suck my big fat non existant balls. I don't need to say anything about them because it's said only mostly everybody elses profile. BUT WHY THE FUCK DO YOU DO IT? Do you feel 'cool' doing it? "Oh yeah, I just down rated some random person I saw on the internet HIGH FIVE!" Get a fucking life you little cunts.

HTML.
Okay. So I'm not the best at HTML. But some of you fuckers need to learn a little more! Moving backgrounds aren't cool. They just look ugly. For fucks sake. And strike out or underline for all text!?! Fuck that annoys me. And couldn't you be a bit more exciting then Comic Man for a font? Christ. Some of the profiles on here are fucking awesome. But some of them are just fucking dissappointing.

Premium members.
Okay, we can see that you're premium. And we know that you have a views page. But you're not above members on free accounts. The whole "I CAN SEE YOU" speech is really fucking lame. Get over it. Half the time free account members dont give a shit. And if you do something to piss anyone off they'll let you know. So get off your high fucking horses.

'Different' Guys.
If you tell me you're different I will fuck you up. You got that? I'll be the fucking judge of whether you're 'different' or not. Fucking idiot. You're not the only 'different' guy. There's about 50 'different' guys. Just Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Cult Invites.
Okay. So I just received this. "Okk so youve been picked out for this cult specially by the owner because your rather good looking, yes its a beauty cult and its rather new, so , JOIN NOW and make me happy=]." So. Number 1. You're so shallow you make me sick. Number 2. Why the fuck would I join your stupid little cult to make you happy? And finally, FUCK OFF. But that's not the only one I've received. I'm so sick of the ones that say bullshit like "Join and we'll give you cookies". For fucks sake. How the fuck do you plan on doing that? I tell you now. If I ever meet you in real life I will smack you right between the eyes.
And no, after reading this, don't you dare invite me to a cult with something so lame.

Pictures
Okay so I was just looking around on VF, as ya do, when I came across a profile. I wont name her but she wasn't that pretty. But 2 of her 20 photos were fully clothed. Other wise they were all taken in her underwear. Also. The ones where she was fully clothed had about 2 comments each. The others had copious amounts. Now I just have to pose the question "Why the fuck are there so many pervs on VF?" and also "What the fuck would compel you to post pictures of you in your underwear on the internet?". Would you go running through the streets in your underwear? Probably not. So why the fuck are you doing it on here? Seriously. Get some real admirers.


Kids who don't like my rants.
Suck a fucking fat one. Seriously. I couldn't care less if I made you angry. Get over yourself. Don't tell me that you don't like it because in the end, I'm not writing my profile so you'll like me. I'm writing it so you fuckers have something to do when you visit my page.

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Don't bother messaging me about anything I just said because the chances are I won't give a fuck.