My name is Jade, I'm 21 and contrary to popular (Marianna's) beliefs, I am NOT an emo. I am NOT perfect and I will never pretend to be. I'm insecure, impatient and I ALWAYS make too much noise. If annoying people was an olympic sport, I would be a gold medal athlete. My hidden talents are impressions, accents and !apparently! singing. I need to put "makes people piss themselves" on my C.V. If you are a self obsessed idiot, hypocrite or terrible speller, please feel free to exit my page now before this shit gets ugly!! If you're only talking to me because you want something or I have something you want, cancel that message, rethink that friend request. I have enough parasites in my life without adding you into the mix. I love talking to people who can hold a conversation with more then "oooh you're stunning, wanna see my cock on Skype?" The answer to that would be, my fiance's cock surpasses yours so if I want to look at one, I'd rather stare at one worth looking at. People are arseholes by nature, but have the common courtesy to try and surpass that and you'll be rewarded with the nice me! All in all, I'm a good person to talk to, a bit opinionated, I can be a bitch, I can be the nicest person in the world and I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR GENITALIA! :D Feel free to comment if you wanna know more, I don't bite and I love talking to new people. If you're going to ignore the fact I'm in a relationship, please follow the above advice. Oh... and one more thing... THERE'S A FISHY IN MY HAIR!!! ♥ I meant it when I said I wanna get well ♥
Talking on the phone for hours
The sound of rain
Falling asleep on people
Laughing 'til you cry
Sitting up late talking about nothing
"What if" conversations
My gorgeous baby sister
The wonderful new friends I have made... ♥ ♥
Laila Louise Brixey ♥
Katiiee Keates ♥
How dressing like a slut makes you "hot"
Being told to turn it down
Being Told What to do
"I'm disappointed in you"
People with nothing to say
People who know how good looking they are
The complete disregard for the welfare of soldiers in The British Army!
People who insist there's something wrong with me
♥Framing Hanley, Annihilator, A Day To Remember, Alexisonfire, Deaf Havana, Avenged Sevenfold, Eminem, Don Broco, Black Veil Brides, Escape the Fate, Falling In Reverse, Bon Jovi, Breaking Benjamin, Breathe Carolina, Paramore, Bring Me The Horizon, Lost Prophets, Bullet For My Valentine, There For Tomorrow, Chase and Status, Hadouken, Cuba Cuba, Fallout Boy, Cute Is What We Aim For, Yellowcard, Funeral For a Friend, My Chemical Romance, Futures, Hollywood Undead, Flyleaf, Porcelain And The Tramps, We Are The Ocean, We Are The In Crowd, The Blackout, Madina Lake, 3OH!3, 3 Days Grace, Lonely Island, Far East Movement, Dev, Mayday Parade, Jessie J, Katy B, Sleeping With Sirens, The Midnight Beast,Simple Plan, Radio Killer, Asking Alexandria, Netsky, Seether, Metro Station, Boys Like Girls, Stevie Nicks, Duran Duran, Guns and Roses, Greenday, Sugacult, Swedish House Mafia, 30 Seconds To Mars, Good Charlotte, Underline The Sky, Pendulum, HIM, Young Guns, 8th Time Luckie, Error 404. I like any music, any genre, as long as it has a good beat I like it. There's so much more, if you wanna know more, just ask :D ♥