Profile
"Nothing about me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known."
My name is Tuesdai. I do drugs.
I've been gone for a while, but, on a whim I am back. Expect great things.
"Fucking kick me, shoot me, burn me, tax me, dissect me, insult me, scold me, enslave me, brainwash me, drop your fuckin' dirty bombs on me, send me to bed early, and implant me with your shitty little devices. But... don't you ever believe that you own one tiny fucking piece of my life. Understand?"
I am whatever the fuck you call me. It must be true, if you say so.
If you honestly don't believe that your life is worth more than someone else's, sign your donor card and kill yourself.
Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.
Likes
I am a solitaire addicted drunk. I like card games. I don't play poker because I would like playing too much and I'd lose all my money/pretzels/m&ms/cds. I also enjoy muscle relaxers and morphine, in moderation.
Dislikes
I hate myself and anyone and everyone who reminds me of me. I hate a lot of things, and I also hate a lot of other things. And how is it, exactly, that we can keep mutating and mutating and still be the same deadly virus?
Favorite Music
You name it, I've listened to it, will listen to it, or like it. Sorry if that doesn't appeal to you or something.
And so if we're picking sides, I guess that I am for every shitty three-chord high school punk band.
