--Basically--

Female

6'1"

165

Bi

|TAKEN|

http://www.myyearbook.com/--exmortis--

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I'm really sweet majority of the time, a bitch when the occasion calls for bitchy behavior.

It gets dreadfully repetitive having to tell people the same shit over and over. Whatever issues come up that i feel are important that you know beforehand will end up here... eventually.

I'm honest. I'm not too brutal with it, though. I'll at least try to be as polite as possible, unless you act like an ass about it.

If you're flirting, and i don't flirt back, stop wasting your time.

If i put you in The Friend Zone, YOU WON'T GET OUT.

I despise Grammar Nazis. Unlez dha persun izz tawken lykh dhis, then you really need to shut the fuck up and move the fuck on.

Languages: English, Sarcasm, Profanity.

I'm a very tall girl, and i don't date short guys. Trust me, been there, done that, and it's super awkward. Short girls, on the other hand, are my favorite.

I'm bisexual [obviously?] and *greatly* prefer guys.

I'm very happily taken. You could name any person in this world and ask if i'd trade Brandon for them. The answer will always be a flat and immediate "No." He's everything i need, and more than i deserve... (Could go on and on lol)

I smoke. Get over it.

Twilight is awesome. Kiss my ass.

If i ever answer you with "Yooo", that usually means that i don't care much for what you have to say. Or it could just mean i felt like saying yo.

I hate being ignored. (Referring specifically to relationships)

I have thanatophobia, the fear of dying. I know, to some degree, everyone's afraid of dying. But the thought truly scares me to the point where all i can do is cry.

I don't like sleeping; mostly because it's a waste of a good night, partly because i'm afraid i won't wake up.

The religion i follow is LaVeyan Satanism. You can ask me what it is if you must, but i think Google is a bit better at explaining it. What, with it's long paragraphs and thousands of sources and whatnot.

Do not EVER try to shove the bible in my face. I cannot stress enough how annoying that is. Try it and i'll tell you exactly what i think of your little "religion".

Stupid questions = Smartass answers.

I'm random. Couldn't help it if i tried.

If you answer me with one word (Ok, Lol, Cool, Nice, etc.), don't expect me to say anything back.

I like metal, industrial, and dubstep.

I don't go by any particular label because i don't fit under any particular catigory. You can draw your own conclusions; i really don't care.

I have a temper that is out of this world. Over the internet, i don't care. But in the real world, don't fucking test me.

I love girls who think they're bad ass but really aren't. They're so fun to fuck with :)

I'll talk to pretty much anyone. If i think you're a creeper (or ugly [physically OR personality wise]), i'll answer occasionally, but only to be polite. However, my patience can only stretch so far.

I am in love with The Lord of the Rings. It is my obsession.

I'm very emotionally dependent on my friends.

Long distance relationships leave much to be desired. If you can't come see me at least *every* weekend, then we can't go out. Simple as that.

I really like to say exactly what's on my mind. Lately, i've been ashamed of absolutely nothing lol

I play around a lot. My conversations are rarely ever serious :)

I don't send pics. Don't ask, cause it'll piss me off. If this was on your mind, i'd reconsider talking to me.

I'm very helpful to just about anyone who has a problem. I just have a certain way with words sometimes, and i like being depended on. Makes me feel nice inside [:

I have a very forgiving heart. People (family/"friends") can do some of the most fucked up things to me, and within a few days, i'm over it.

I don't date black guys. I just don't...

There's a difference between a Black Person and a Nigger. Black people can be civilized. Niggers have the behavioral capacity equivalent to that of a wild monkey.

I am in absolutely no hurry to grow up. I'm 17 years old and still run around my house buzzing like an airplane.

I have no interest in drugs. What you do is completely up to you. I, again, really don't care.

I like to sing, draw, dance, play games, joke around, and just generally have a good time.

I would really like to be a model, but so far it really isn't going anywhere. If you can help me out, please do. I'd really appreciate it.

If you've read up to this point, i'm impressed lol

You'll probably have to take the initiative and talk to me first because i'll forget you exist in a heartbeat.

[By the way, i tend to punctuate my sentences with emoticons. This is kind of (moslty) an exception, since i'm talking about myself lol]

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