--BeautifuLxSuicidE- at Vampirefreaks.com

Ahoy there mateys!

My name's Catherine, also go by Boggle, Morticia and Cecil, and where my TimTim is concerned...Sweetpea and Sugarplum.

I'm 16, living in Cornwall.

I have the most amazing boyfriend. He's lovely, supportive, funny, charming, FUCKING FIT and pretty much just damn fucking perfect.

I'm English and FUCKING PROUD you foreign pubes.

I'm currently doing exams to achieve the Level 2 Diploma In Medical Administration and proceeding to Level 3 next year.

My top 3 favourite bands in the whole world are:

1) QUEEN
2) AVENGED SEVENFOLD
3) CHILDREN OF BODOM

If anyone wishes to insult the truly exceptional musical talents of Favourite Band number 1 (Queen) be prepared to have your insides cut out with a carving knife, shoved down your throat, forced to come outta your arse which results in giving you an ass bucket and a most terrible reputation and to finish your mouth shall be cut out of your face with the aforementioned carving knife and you shall eat your organ faeces. Are we clear? Lovely jubbly!

I'm not a violent person, but suitable measures need to be taken to keep this country in order. If the damn goverment ain't gonna do it then I mindswell.

If you wanna know any other useless shit then look in them groovy boxes down there *points to the south*

--BeautifuLxSuicidE- [at] Vampirefreaks.com